A shocking development from Jonathan "I do not maintain a blog" Airport.
From Nightowlcity.org:
"O HAI! DIS IS JON!!! NITE OWL CITY IZ BLOG I SAY SO!
HOW DIS HAPPEN?
ACCORDIN 2 WIKIPEDIA: BLOG (A CONTRACSHUN OV TEH TURM WEBLOG) IZ TYPE OV WEBSIET, YUSHALLY MAINTAIND BY AN INDIVIDUAL WIF REGLER ENTRIEZ OV COMMENTARY, DISKRIPSHINS OV EVENTS, OR OTHR MATERIAL SUCH AS GRAFICS OR VIDEO. ENTRIEZ R COMMONLY DISPLAYD IN REVERSE-CHRONOLOGICAL ORDR. "BLOG" CN OLSO BE USD AZ VURB, MEENIN 2 MAINTAIN OR ADD CONTENT 2 BLOG.
LOTZ DA BLOGS PROVIDE COMENTERRY OR NEWZ ON PARTICULAR SUBJECT; OTHERS FUNCSHUN AS MOAR PERSONAL ONLINE DIARIEZ. TYPICAL BLOG COMBINEZ TEXT, IMAGEZ, AN LINKZ 2 OTHR BLOGS, WEB PAGEZ, AN OTHR MEDIA RELATD 2 ITZ TOPIC.
SO I IZ TEKNIKLY KEREKT IN MAI DECLARASHUN
KTHXBAI"
A chilling portrait of things to come.
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