Friday, March 17, 2006

Pub Quiz Update #3

Team name: Vietnam Vet Playing Air Guitar (ref)
Placement: 1st
Points: 89

sing:
Acid casualty with a reposessed car
Vietnam vet playin' air guitar
It's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
Truck-drivin' neighbours downstairs

Whiskey stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
Grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep
It's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
Truck-drivin' neighbours downstairs

Belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat
Screamin' jackass with a wet cigarette
It's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
Truck-drivin' neighbours downstairs

Psychotic breakdown double-edged axe
Growin' hair like a shag rug on a greasy back
It's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
Truck-drivin' neighbours downstairs
Oh, yeah
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Grease, grease
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Oh, my goodness
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Oh yeah
Come on, lay it on me
Bring it down one more time
Come on, honey

2 comments:

Night Owl City said...

I always thought it was "shit-kickin', street-takin" I guess I was wrong.

"Back on the road and I'm dressed like Toad. That's what class is."

Jasonic said...

thank you for my transliteration. but my quotation is straight from the horses' mouth.